So Uni's started up. The lectures have been really interesting so far...


Lecturer: So the difference between Pyschiatrists and psychologists is that pyschiatrists are more doctorly and can prescribe medicine for illnesses. Whereas psychologist... well, we don't do drugs.

200+ STUDENTS CRACK UP

Lecturer: Wha... oh.


What it's all been making me do though, is think about myself and my weirdness _{or to put it professionally, behaviours}

I have memories of, when I was young, looking at pictures and noticing they weren't *quite* straight. Or looking at a bizarre little ornament that was just weird. These would make me mad, and then I'd greatly desiring pullling the picture down and smashing it or throwing things. But then I never did, because it was nonsense. But... I really really wanted to. Even recently I find myself considering mad things ("I could stand on this table if I wanted to. I'm in the Uni cafeteria, but I could!") to downright dangerous ("Nothing is stopping me from taking two steps to the left and getting hit by a car.")

Well, I guess I'll have to come back to this in three years and analyse meself!

RULES:
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Have Fun!

IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?
Oo-De-Lally, Disney

(lol that's right, Oo-de-friggin-lally )

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
Stop, Look and Listen, Disney

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Special Ones

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Just Fell Better, Santana

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Enjoy It! , Disney
lol, or en-shoy et!)

WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?
The Best Is Yet To Come!, Micheal Buble

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
I Need Some Sleep, Eels
(LOL)

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Angel (nawww )

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Mediocre Bad Guys

WHAT IS 2 + 2?
Black and Gold, Sam Sparro
(ok, THAT just makes anyone sound stupid... or very philosophical...)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS?
When I See an Elephant Fly, Disney
(PFFFT THAT'S not right!)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Goodnight and Goodbye, Jonas Bros

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Coming Clean

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Macbeth 12-29 (ehheh)

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Into the Sunset

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Prima Donna, POTO
(pffft, really?)

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST??
Livin' la Vida Loca (woohoo!)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR??
In a World of My Own

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Elastic Heart(lol oh it's true!)

WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
Attack at the Wall (!!!!!!THIS. IS. SPARTAAA!!!!)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Better Together ^_^

Hi folks!! How are we all?

Thought I'd do a quick post. Since, honestly, I am living a life in hiatus. Yep, nothings really in motion yet; just waiting for it to come.

Firstly, a big "I'm proud of you gaiz" to all those still at school. I'm afraid all I do is smile and house-keep these days, and it's a damn sight better than what I know you guys are (and will be) going through. Kudos.

Secondly, I FOUND AN AWESOME SAUCE ANIME. _{Sometimes I feel like I'm tagging along to Claire's anime fun, I find myself being a bit awkward at times. but anywho i love life}

AXIS POWERS HETALIA. Ohmigosh it's soooo cute! Basically you got a buncha countries with human representations being damn cute in all their cutely cuteness! It's ALSO educational :nods matter of factly: check out the fanart that's about if you trust me! (Which you shouldn't )

I'm totally gonna cosplay as Russia!!

AMY'S SPINSTER-LY ACHEIVEMENTS THIS WEEK:

+ I'm two-thrids of the way through this tapestry I'm doing for my baby cousin. It's Neeemooo

+ I FINISHED SEWING UP A BAG (well, I'M proud of myself)

+ I taught three RE classes at Musgrave (SCARY stuff, let me tell you _{also, their bell sounds light the icecream man's coming}


+ I've finished reading my Agatha Christie

Sooooo... I'm enjoying not having school, but I kinda do miss it too. I seem to find myself thinking of all the good times I had. Ah well.

Peace out.
Not literally.

Stolen from *guardianleyevermore


Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com ( [link] ) and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.


1.) Your name?

Amy


to take, hold, or steal your heart. a person who is a soulmate. a good lover.

she pulled an amy on my heart. (she stole or holds my heart)
my heart was amyied. (my heart was stolen)
watch out she will amy you. (she will steal your heart)
you have yourself an amy. (you have yourself a soulmate)

_{aww how lovely!}

2.) Your age?

17


When you have more responsibility than at 16, but without all the fun of 18.
"How old are you?"

"17."

"Dude, that sucks..."

_{They're right. It does.}

3.) One of your friends?

Joel
_{I looked up a couple, but I thought this def. was pretty cool!}

Refers to a cool, intellectual, popular, well-liked, needed, or otherwise important person. A person that's more important than regular people. Arrised from the word "yo" which resembles the word "joel," used to call important people who have been predefined as a joel.

Person: Hey joel!
Person who is a joel: Hey what's up?


4.) What should you be doing?

Tidying

Wales, UK: Used to describe something, someone or some situation that is good or pleasing.
#1 Did you sort out those diamonds?
#2 Yes, here it is.
#1 Is all done an tidied.

_Oookayyy

5.) Favorite color?

Blue

The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.

The sky is blue.

_{Fair enough.}

6.) Birthplace?

Australia.

The best fuckin' country in the world, Australia, is also the only place where Christ could never have been born, as in Australia, you cannot find 3 wisemen and a virgin.
Ozzy! Ozzy! Ozzy! Oi! Oi! Oi!

_{Makes you wanna sing Workin Class man, doesn't it?}

7.) Month of your birth?

September

a month with a nice temperature and everything but its when school starts
uh oh its almost september.. no more summer vacation


_{well, yes and no...}


8.) Last person you talked to?

Dad
_{he called. he wanted to know if we wanted food. O.o
btw i replaced tha rude words}

The parent that takes the most 'oop'. Sure, if you had a 'oopy' father, then go ahead and 'be a female dog', but not all of us did. Some of us had great fathers, who really loved us, and weren't 'oop'holes. Honestly, if you could see how much damage a mother could do to one's self esteem, you wouldn't even place so much blame on "dear old dad"

Dad: "Oh, nice. I spend all my life to raise a family, and buy them a house, and then my wife divorces me, and takes the house that I paid for, and my kids, so she can go off with some other man, and treat my own children like 'oop'. But at least I got a tie for Fathers day, that makes up for everything"

_{LOL I like how poop has the wink guy on it now!}

9.) One of your nicknames?
Aimz, _{I guess that's how you spell it,}

A person or building material.

RoBIN says:
hi aimz
*aimz* says:
hi
<Rykuro> says:
ROF

I TAG: yeh FACE

Oi, oi, I totally stink. TAKING a SHOWER after this!

Have you ever faked sick?
LOL WHO HASN'T *e-fives Claire*

Have you ever cried during a movie?
I haven't bawled myself, but I have been emotional. The last one would have to be Ps. I Love You. ABSOLUTE BEAUTY.

Have you ever danced in the rain?
Yah, I have indeed. And sung at the top of my lungs while doing so, causing some randoms to peek out of their house and ask if I was ok. LOL WHY DO PPL ASK THAT

Have you ever been drunk?
Nup, not me. For the record, I'd like to say that, during schoolies, I drunk more than I had in my entire life. _{this consisted of three gulps of wine and a sip of rum}


What is your full name?
Amius Jane Hastings (jk)

Have you ever been in a car accident?
No, thank goodness. I've heard they aint fun.

What's your favorite term of enderment?
I quite like 'sweet-pea'... WHY THE HECK DO WE AS HUMANS LIKE BEING CALLED VEGETABLES (having said that, 'otato' and 'cucumber' sound pretty lame)

What is your favorite sport to play?
Anything can be fun with friends!

Have you ever made a prank phone call?
YES LOL My last good ones were at last new year's eve. Hehe I think I found my calling!

Have you ever said "I Love you" and not meant it?
Not in the cruel sense, I suppose. Just sorta offhandedly.

Is there anything that you have done that you regret?
Yeah, I do regret a lot of things.

What do you want to be when you grow up?
The letter 'Z'. So I can speak Spanish.

Do you believe in love at first sight?
Well, it does happen, so I spose it must be

Do you believe in karma?
Does the world look like it's in balance to you?! you do realise karma was westernised/commercialised by crystal-grabbing nutjobs?

Who was your first crush?
Hmm, most likely a cartoon charater. I'm sure you ALLL know what I'm talkin about.

Are you religious?
"Yeah, I'm Christian."
"So you're religious?"
OF COURSE NOT BECAUSE AT SOME POINT RELIGION MENT YOU GOT TO WEAR A UNIFORM AND KILL PEOPLE. FAR OUT WHAT IS WITH PEOPLE DOESN'T LIFE GO A LITTLE MORE POOPIN COMPLEX THAN THAT?
"So... you're not religious?"


What person do you trust the most?
Probably Claire... you're trustful, aren't you claire?

What is the longest relationship you have had?
*cricket chirp*

What is your perfect pizza?
I'm yet to find it. Pizza's usually make me feel awful afterwards.

What is your first thought when you woke up this morning?
"Another stupid day doing jack squat, I'm so depressed I might just roll out of bed and break my neck... OMG I CAN'T BREATH THROUGH MY MOUTH"
but that's another story...

What college do you want to go to?
If I could go to any one I wanted I'd go for something kickass like Cambridge or Oxford. Reality is that I'm going to Griffith.

Do you get along with your family?
Yeah most of the time. Under the thin vinear of payouts are hearts of LOVINGNESS TRUFAX. :3

Do you play any instruments?
I can play the clarinet (and variations thereof) couple of coards on the guitar, and know my way around a piano (not well though)

Would you ever get a tattoo?
If it was for money. And then I'd get it somewhere obscure like the bottom of my foot. Mwahaha tricksy Amy

Have you ever seen a dead body?
No I haven't

Do you have a celebrity crush?
Not all that much at the moment BUT OMG POTC DW GOOD TEIMS

Have you ever broken a bone?
Nah.

Do you watch or read the news?
Yeah, I do, and have been increasingly COZ IM SO BORED THAT I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT HOW MUCH THE WORLD SUCKS

What stereotype would you label yourself as being?
"That weirdo chubby chick with the mood swings"

If you could go back in time to one point in your life, where would you go?
Any time between 1991 and 1999. :'C

Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
I believe I have when I was young, ver freeing

Have you ever bitten someone?
hahaha yes

Do you make wishes on shooting stars?
Yeap, and all your other stardard wish-making things too. WOW they TOTALLY DON'T WORk

Have you ever been in love?
lol I'm young on the outside, but a spinster on the inside. stfu with these dumb questions.

Are you a morning person or a night person?
My biological clock does not comply with your meger time constraints. Lol I'm quite a happy morining person though

How many screen names do you have?
I DUNNO? 3?

Do you have any hidden talents?
Ummm... I'm good at being a voiceover? I can hold my breath underwater for a long time! Oh I give a great massage! I'm able to go from downright spastic crazy to boring know-it-all... yeah, that one's pretty special

Do you usually prefer books or movies?
Books are usually better, but I like movies for the epic visuals and the cute little things the director may throw in.
If it's Twilight, then it's neither. *cough*

Who is your favorite person to talk to?
No one in particular, really. I take the good chats as they come!

Who do you talk to most on the phone?
lol phones. I hate those things.

Have you ever gotten detention?
*le GASP* YES BUT IT WAS TOTALLY UNFAIR, AND I MANAGED TO TOTALLY GET IT OFF RECORD WHOOT GO ME

How do you vent your anger?
I take deep breaths... I had to do that a lot this summer

Would you ever date someone younger than you? Older than you?
Definitly not younger. I donnu, I just wouldn't like that. Older, hmm, I do like older men (30-50) coz they can be really sweet and mature, but I don't think I'd want to date with too much of an age difference that way either...

Have you ever hated someone?
There was a time when I would have said no... I'm often quoted saying 'they don't like me' but lately it's becoming 'JEEZ I HATE THEIR GUTS' :3

Would you ever tell the person you have a crush on that you like them?
Honestly, it's been so long since I've got to know a guy that could possibly be boyfriend material, that I don't know how I'd react AH WELL

Are you happy with the person you are becoming?
I'm a little bummed out at time moving so fast... but I sure there's gunna be GOOD TEIMS AHEAD _{I think I should work out more}

Are you different now then you were 5 years ago?
Umm... *::memory insufficient::reboot in progress::*

What do you see yourself as being 5 years from now?
GRADUATING FROM UNI TO BE A KICK BUT AWESOME SAUCE TEACHAAAAAARRRRR